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Cuz ya did. Yes, you. If you're reading this, anyway.
And so did I. *shrug*

What's anyone from Russia going to do with my 'information' anyway? Sell it? To WHO? An advertiser? They're gonna have to stand in line behind my phone carrier, my ISP and uh GOOGLE. Who's beat everyone to the punch a very, very long time ago.

But my perrrrrsonal information. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks to a couple previous security breaches--yes, as in plural, more than one--that shit's been out forIVER already. Steal my identity? Sheeeeeeit. Even I'm not sure how to open a new credit line in my name anymore. Pretty sure the bank has orders to shoot anyone with my name asking to open an account.

Besides, am I honestly that damned interesting to begin with? *checks user ratings* Wait-yeah-mebbe. Essentially, for the same reason I can get young, hot dates in Minnesota. One of Less Than Five Black Man Available, right? Whatever. I'll take it!

K-but-seriously. There may be some significant format changes in my blog forthcoming. They were already in the works and this development may hasten them. Stay tuned!



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Date: 2017-04-04 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prosodic.livejournal.com
Dude, I need to get over to Dreamwidth. This shit is not cool.

Date: 2017-04-04 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phenomenal.livejournal.com
This is how I feel too.

Date: 2017-04-05 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
And you're (one of) the ATTORNEY(s) 'round here.

Guess if worst comes to worst, we could send you over there to represent us. We'll pay you in LulaRoe unicorns. I know your soft spot :PPPP
Edited Date: 2017-04-05 01:38 am (UTC)

Date: 2017-04-04 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fbhjr.livejournal.com
Yeah. I read it. I've signed worse.

Date: 2017-04-05 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] one-raido.livejournal.com
I hesitated doing the signing, but kind of felt the same way as you do, so I signed. Someone else posted something about if you're gay you may have problems because of Russia's anti-gay laws.

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