Mar. 23rd, 2017

newlifeinstpaul: (The Princess & Queen Brenda 2014)
This morning, I got pulled over by the cops while playing Pokemon Go in my car.

No, wait. That's not entirely true.

Because you can't 'pull over' a driver who's driven past a squad car and parked in a parking space.

Nor is a park ranger (this was at a county park, you see) who's stopped at an intersection, shifted his car into reverse, drives BACKWARD over a hundred feet to make an additional illegal turn to futz with someone in a parked car? In a moral position to talk about safety while driving.

He really oughtta fix his teeth tho. They look like a group of rowdy seventh-grade boys off their meds, posing for a group photo on a field trip. Who were s'posed to wear matching colors but kinda didn't, thanks to chewing tobacky and opening beer cans with the canines. If not meth.

Bloody typical C- GPA high school Rasmussen 'tech' school grad, peeved when a Negro drives by in a nice car.


Not that I'll visit again anytime soon. The Pokemon Go spawn locations have shifted. The cluster spawns of 'Good Ones' have left their park. All three locations we'd been frequenting. (It's a massive park--1,869 acres to be exact). When the distribution shifts again, perhaps I'll recheck.

Neither B nor I were really into playing today. Three weeks ago, we'd have considered it a good day. Perhaps close to great. But after a week-plus of high-speed, face-rippling PokeGasmic Madness welllll it kinda feels like the first 19 seconds of this commercial:

It's the first time I've ever said I just wanna go home and watch TV instead without a hint of sarcasm.

Lucky me, Mr. Robot Season II is available again. Never seen it.

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