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You know the Rule: When your cancer patient wants to go out to eat? Take 'er out!
When she wants to go somewhere spendy--but finds a $25 off coupon? Find another $15 off coupon for yourself.
THEN take her out.







One day, I'm gonna go to Fogo De Chao and ONLY eat from the salad bar. You could. Honestly!
Hypothetically speaking, there's chicken salad and sliced prosciutto and delightful smoked salmon and beans and rice and soup and this RIDICULOUSLY perfect giant asparagus. You could finish your meal with a bowl of papaya and pineapple. Or two. You wouldn't go hungry. Your meal would kick ass.

Also, you'll never actually do it.







B's the biggest fan of garlic beef in the entire storied history of MOO.







But well done. For her. I'm a bloody plate guy.
AND--if you didn't already know--a total dick.










No one in the room is safe with me around.
B fake-posed for this pic so I could show you this.














I kept repeating this line. B didn't understand why.
Prolly liked it better than my 'Meat Farts' song on the drive home...




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