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Da Midget's Evil YouChoob Feelm Festival








As you might have guessed, this little girl has ISSUES.




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The Random Midget Show



In the theater,
after viewing X-Men III

As the credits roll...


Music: *In typical action-adventure-suspense orchestral fashion* Dun-dun-DUNNNNN...
Midget: Hey, LP?
Music: Dun-duunnnnnnnnnnn....
LP: What?
Midget: Hear that music?
Music: Da-Dunn-dun, Da-Dunn-dun! *cymbals or something*
LP: Yeah. And?
Midget: That's gonna be your wedding song!
LP: WOT?!?!?
Midget: *runs*



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The Random Midget Show


Episode 2


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You know, this photo of Da Midget 'trying out' some of the fixtures at the Mall of America Ikea store doesn't disturb me that much.




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But this one does!
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?!?!?!??!?!
*runs away*




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