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Blow-uptuation post
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jewelboxer and that widdle cheeker Sophie. Yay!
1) Hey, we've got the new pirate movie--so top THAT.
2)What about that dude that spent all his life savings on billboards and pamphlets for the End of The World and then stood in TIMES SQUARE waiting for everything to pop off? I mean really. I understand having your own belief system and loving your Lord and Savior et cetera, but isn't that just the slightest twitch of a (bleep)bag move?
"Okay, so see--I'm gonna start floating up all gentle-like, right? And then the Jumbotron's gonna crash down on whooooooole buncha people, followed the Virgin Mobile neon sign and there gonna be screeaming and screeeeeeeammmming and then somebody's gonna grab on to my toe and an angel's gonna shake em off and there's gonna be cracked spines and blood spurting everywhere while I shrug and say 'Told ya so....."
Honestly, why didn't he wear 3D glasses borrowed from a movie theater and get one last tub of popcorn? Heartless much?
jewelboxer and that widdle cheeker Sophie. Yay!
Welcome to the Left-Behind Party
1) Hey, we've got the new pirate movie--so top THAT.
2)What about that dude that spent all his life savings on billboards and pamphlets for the End of The World and then stood in TIMES SQUARE waiting for everything to pop off? I mean really. I understand having your own belief system and loving your Lord and Savior et cetera, but isn't that just the slightest twitch of a (bleep)bag move?
"Okay, so see--I'm gonna start floating up all gentle-like, right? And then the Jumbotron's gonna crash down on whooooooole buncha people, followed the Virgin Mobile neon sign and there gonna be screeaming and screeeeeeeammmming and then somebody's gonna grab on to my toe and an angel's gonna shake em off and there's gonna be cracked spines and blood spurting everywhere while I shrug and say 'Told ya so....."
Honestly, why didn't he wear 3D glasses borrowed from a movie theater and get one last tub of popcorn? Heartless much?
