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It's Not Assault If You're Tiny and Cute

In all fairness to Da Po-Po tho? If there isn't proof of a physical assault or imminent danger to someone else (still swinging), they're a bit slow to arrest anyone. Unless you're an Angry Black Dude with a few things to say.

If that had been me, I'da caught a knee to the back and a taser. If she looked like Big Dude from Yesterday's Post? Oh hell no. They'da shot him. Acting like her? POW. Not that he would, tho. He's not the brightest brightest with abstract ideas...? But he'd be the First One On The Ground. Great Big Black Dudes know the routine. They're like NEWWP Here's My Hands, (Bleep) THAT, You Do NOT Get to Shoot Me.

By any means, neither one of us are cute enough to get screen time on Good Morning (Bleep)in' America to go whiny and OooOOOOOooh I'm SO sorry I effed up some working class peasant's day. Feel sorry for MeeEEEeeee.

Do I sound slightly disgusted? I always fear I come off that way. Snork.

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A Quick Clarification of a Workout Commandment..?

But first, an excuse for Basement Jaxx's Scars, which has been whirling about my brains since Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. It would make a decent free weight/aerobic-thingy-that-yer-doin/all around song.

Okay! SoooOOOoo when I said you're going to the gym to Persist and Progress, not to make friends? I wasn't saying that you DON'T want friends. I have friends that range from hi-byes to folks I used to sit around and talk to for a half-hour to an hour after I was done. But only AFTER my workout and that 'after' only happened on my days off work.

My favorite staffers tended to get promoted super-quickly tho. The manager on duty at my weekday morning gym and I get along very, very well. If I were to get into some situtation with another member or staff, I'd know she'd have my back.

HowEVER?? I very nicely let them know I'm Doin' My Thing Monday-Thursday, I'm perpetually Behind Schedule and I'm gonna be hi-bye all week. There's a very nice New Girl folding towels who wants to chat and she seems really nice BUUUT I gotta do my thing. Maybe she'll catch me some Friday. Otherwise I'm walkin-waving cuz I gotta.

If making new buddies takes precedence over working out, you'll never work out. Either cuz Joannie and Betty were there and then we Got to Talking or cuz they Didn't Come and it's Just Not the Same. Or cuz somebody looked at you funny and here you thought you were at a Meetup Dot Com instead, except you're not. And maybe a few people Really Are Crazy™.

So what's the next topic? Why They Aren't All Really Looking at You? Or I Hate Everyone When I Run...?