Another Special Moment w/My Weak-Ass Bitch Guts
SoooOOOOOooo if you have high blood pressure and try to treat it on your own with diet?
There's a lot of foods you can't eat. By which I really mean a LOT. Of. Stuff.
Of course, there are those who'll say 'Why Don't You Exercise Too?' to whom I'll reply 'Why don't YOU join me for a ten-mile run?' Which is essentially another way of saying Yeah I'm doing that SHUT YOUR SALT-MUNCHING HOLE 'fore I shove something delicious in it. And run away sobbing cuz I can't have none.
ANYWAY I told you that to show you this.
Here's some Chicken And Stars soup (84% of your recommended daily allowance of sodium) literally laughing at me just because it can.
You dirty greasy mutha--I'ma DENT you. Say I won't!
There's a lot of foods you can't eat. By which I really mean a LOT. Of. Stuff.
Of course, there are those who'll say 'Why Don't You Exercise Too?' to whom I'll reply 'Why don't YOU join me for a ten-mile run?' Which is essentially another way of saying Yeah I'm doing that SHUT YOUR SALT-MUNCHING HOLE 'fore I shove something delicious in it. And run away sobbing cuz I can't have none.
ANYWAY I told you that to show you this.
Here's some Chicken And Stars soup (84% of your recommended daily allowance of sodium) literally laughing at me just because it can.
You dirty greasy mutha--I'ma DENT you. Say I won't!