Lib'rals Tryin to Spend on Tech

OMG did Walmart's Black Friday ad just drop..? SO HARD to focus on work.
Also so hard not to spend on an Xbox One S.
Uh Oh--here comes the Brenda in My Head to argue about it.

BIMH: You don't even play your PS3!
Me: But this one has new and better graphics.
BIMH: Till the better model comes next year. And there IS one, right?
Me: Uhhhh, Project Scorpio?
BIMH: *taps foot*
Me: Okay-yeah-but this one has HDR. AND it plays 4K BLu-Rays.
BIMH: You ALREADY HAVE a 4K Blu-Ray player!
Me: Dubaduh But--
BIMH: And you only have ONE 4K Television. Done and DONE!
Me: Well I've got money for it in my Creative Fund.
(Each of us have a budget for STFU Don't Argue With Me, I'm GETTING That expenditures)
BIMH: If you just HAVE to blow your money, go RIGHT ahead.
Me: Except that's not what you mean.
BIMH: SURE it is. Just buckle up for years of told-you-so.
Me: See? That's why--
BIMH: YEARRRRRS.
Me: *huff*
BIMH: Why don't you just play Titanfall on your computer instead? Or GTA5? The last Assassin's Creed?
Me: You're not being fair.
BIMH: All collecting dust, aren't they?
Me: *Midget pout*
BIMH: Did you even get past the opening splash screen on that last one?
Me: ....
BIMH: *mic drop and walk-off booty shake*

Can't STAND that imaginary woman!

Let's see. I gotta work tablet and a home tablet with Atmos on it and a bedroom laptop with a 1TB SSD on board and the other laptop belongs to B (she'll deny that) and three flat panels on both of my desktops--one of which I upgraded this spring. Both our phones are S7s and DAMMIT THERE'S NO LEGITIMATE REASON TO UPGRADE ANYTHING EFF MY EXISTENCE.

The things we choose to call problems. Amirite?

Whiny Break!

Seems my current blog format has been 'Whining, With Breaks for Food Pr0n' so guess what comes next?
And looka THIS mufugger, will you...?






It's the Love Child of a Fancy Zinger and a Jelly Roll.
I was all Homer Simpson Guuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh and B was *shrug* What's Wrong with You THIS Time, Really?

Tears and Joy in the Bay Area

I listen to KMEL (a radio station in Oakland, CA) on Wednesdays via iHeartRadio app and there was this non-stop mix between mourning the election results and almost literally itching to Get Fucked Up. Cuz the effective date for the ballot measure legalizing recreational marijuana use was Very Strategically Chosen. As in several hours after the vote.

If I lived there, I'd strongly consider opening an snack delivery business. Prepaid online, of course--cuz who'd wanna get stiffed?

Maybe I'd call it Doober.