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newlifeinstpaul ([personal profile] newlifeinstpaul) wrote2006-07-10 11:09 am
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Breakroom blues

I swear somebody microwaved their own unwashed ass for lunch.

Bastards.
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[identity profile] redman822.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Such a marvelous mental image...thanks for sharing... :P

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, boo hoo.
Like you personally opened the oven door to the ripened scent of HOOOOFA.
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[identity profile] wlotus.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
EW. I'd be fasting for the rest of the day, if I smelled that.

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Never underestimate a HONGRY brutha with Pringles.
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[identity profile] wlotus.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
::snerk:: Okay, some exceptions are necessary.

[identity profile] robert-planties.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i completely busted out laughing when i read that.

!#^&!#^#. i love you.

[identity profile] robert-planties.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i think i will add to that.

unwashed, crusty, buttshit nuts.

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Why I never!

In more enlightened circles, we discreetly refer to those as dingleberries.

[identity profile] cplady.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrms...sounds like Mongolian Beef...at least that's how I've described it when my husband has ordered it from the chinese carryout. And it's much worse when re-heated

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. I know my Asian stenches.

This was more like a slightly recycled chili-with-dead-for-a-long-time-meat-n-ONIONS stank.

[identity profile] vikarious.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It was probably just microwave popcorn.

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think they sell Pop Secret's Used Charmin flavor south of 694 :-P

[identity profile] vikarious.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't mean your coworker's not from Coon rapids!

[identity profile] nefret.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
thats good eatin'.

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you could make a case in point!

[identity profile] loesaurus.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That has to be the most amazing olfactory image ever evoked. You win!

[identity profile] lilrongal.livejournal.com 2006-07-10 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, oh man. LOL LMAO LOL.

THAT WAS AMAZING

[identity profile] toomuchtalk.livejournal.com 2006-07-11 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
*gives you a gold star sticker*

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[identity profile] toomuchtalk.livejournal.com 2006-07-11 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
hahah baby girl's face is SO appropriate for this post XD

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[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2006-07-11 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Gurl? I jus' KNOW you didn't think Da Midget would come up short.

[identity profile] amberskye72.livejournal.com 2006-07-11 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember one lady who microwaved her popcorn for 20 minutes and blamed her microwave.

I also remember someone micorwaving pork rinds.
It smelt awful.
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