Man, srsly, I have the flattest butt. I envy Brenda's sweet ass. Luckily for me, my butt does have a cute bottom of the cheek area so I'm not completely wrecked about it. And, the more I ellipt (what one does on an elliptical trainer) the sooner I'm going to have a sweet, Brenda-like hind quarter.

that last bit made me think of this: