Turkey Babies, Episode I

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The Dos and Donts of a Big Turkey Dinner

Need some help with a big Turkey Dinner?





DO give the kiddies a gratuitous tour through the giblet bag.
Guess what this one used to do?


DO NOT pour marinade in an open turkey injector and then
push the lil' stopper thingie down on it.
Der WHOOPS.


DO NOT sprinkle darkly-colored seasonings on the turkey.
Who gives a crap about taste....


...if it looks like you stuffed it with an M80?



DO tickle your kids' armpits while they use sharp kitchen tools.
They'll have such interesting stories to tell in the ER!


DO NOT tell anyone about special secret ingredients.
Just look at the faces at the table...they'll know.


DO replace children's missing teeth with croutons.
They're a tasty way to add needed chewing traction!

Tomorrow: The Cream of Mushroom Soup Quiz
Wednesday: New Meat in Cell Block H: The Big Bird Drops Da Soap

*Takes bow*