Turkey Babies, Episode I

[newlifeinstpaul]

The Dos and Donts of a Big Turkey Dinner

Need some help with a big Turkey Dinner?





DO give the kiddies a gratuitous tour through the giblet bag.
Guess what this one used to do?


DO NOT pour marinade in an open turkey injector and then
push the lil' stopper thingie down on it.
Der WHOOPS.


DO NOT sprinkle darkly-colored seasonings on the turkey.
Who gives a crap about taste....


...if it looks like you stuffed it with an M80?



DO tickle your kids' armpits while they use sharp kitchen tools.
They'll have such interesting stories to tell in the ER!


DO NOT tell anyone about special secret ingredients.
Just look at the faces at the table...they'll know.


DO replace children's missing teeth with croutons.
They're a tasty way to add needed chewing traction!

Tomorrow: The Cream of Mushroom Soup Quiz
Wednesday: New Meat in Cell Block H: The Big Bird Drops Da Soap

*Takes bow*

Comments

[cplady.livejournal.com]

Hey, who cares what it looks like. It's the taste that counts!!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Actually there was more than spices sprinkled on it...
but that happens Wednesday.

[kmdejonge.livejournal.com]

Three things to say:

1.) I'm really glad I don't have to clean up your kitchen. How do you manage to make more of a mess than the kiddies?

2.) I've seen Cajun catfish platters that look more appetizing than that blackened turkey

3.) Your kids are adorable, it made me laugh, and I can't wait to see the next installment. Bouquets...praise...worship to you. You're so lucky to have them.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

1) Yo momma.

2) Yo momma AND yo Daddy.

3) Run away with me and make little farm babies. NOW. XD

[avrilincandenza.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH!!! THAT'S GENIUS!

hmm ... perhaps i shall do a "cooking with my cat" series ...

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Haute Cuisine, with Claws and Floating Fur

Yes, I can see it now...

[sparkythegeek.livejournal.com]

Too cute!

[mage-girl.livejournal.com]

oh, most awesome!

it beats "Iron Chef" any day of the week.

*giggles*

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen the half of it.
Really, you haven't.
Just a third.

BTW, LP and I loved the original Japanese Iron Chef episodes...

[ex-sandcat309.livejournal.com]

Your girls are just so cute

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

They almost make the shots of me tolerable, don't they? XD

[ex-sandcat309.livejournal.com]

hehehe :))

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know.
Almost.

I need a puppy too, don't I?

[sffl.livejournal.com]

XD Nice. I like that "what the heck are you doing?" expression in the next to last pic.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Oh, you'll see more of that.
Wait till tomorrow...

[musclegirl69.livejournal.com]

stay out of my kitchen =)

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Nah, you stay outta mine.
You'll be all oily and flexing and breaking stuff....

[musclegirl69.livejournal.com]

uh huh