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Dionne Warwick defends her niece Whitney Houston, then asks for more of her 'great' brownies

Interviewer: So what's up with Whitney? I can't even look at a photo without wondering if the Good Nose Genie's made a visit today...and there simply aren't enough drugs on this PLANET to make her last album sound good. What's the deal?

Dionne: Anyone can rebound. As long as they have the desire to, and as long as they have the encouragement to...

Interviewer: Hey, didn't you get busted at an airport with a lipstick tube full of--gee, I dunno, what do you CALL it? Aromatherapy products? Salt-free smelling salts?



Dionne: Fa shizzles ma...huh? Wait. I don't know how that happened! You now I gots glaucoma or one of them somethings! *blank stare*

Interviewer: *blink*

Dionne: You got any more Fritos?

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