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Feb. 15th, 2006 01:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dionne Warwick defends her niece Whitney Houston, then asks for more of her 'great' brownies

Interviewer: So what's up with Whitney? I can't even look at a photo without wondering if the Good Nose Genie's made a visit today...and there simply aren't enough drugs on this PLANET to make her last album sound good. What's the deal?
Dionne: Anyone can rebound. As long as they have the desire to, and as long as they have the encouragement to...
Interviewer: Hey, didn't you get busted at an airport with a lipstick tube full of--gee, I dunno, what do you CALL it? Aromatherapy products? Salt-free smelling salts?

Dionne: Fa shizzles ma...huh? Wait. I don't know how that happened! You now I gots glaucoma or one of them somethings! *blank stare*
Interviewer: *blink*
Dionne: You got any more Fritos?
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Date: 2006-02-15 07:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-15 07:55 pm (UTC)But we are still doing Snuffy's right? Cuz we damn well BETTER after my low-carb lunch. Damned salad and meat. And then more meat.
Besides, I've never seen Sports Night.
*leaps from chair, hides under desk*
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Date: 2006-02-15 08:14 pm (UTC)and you've told me before about the sports night. I was prepared :) i just hope you like it.
and i'll warn you now that it will probably make me cry. but don't let that scare you. it always happens.
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Date: 2006-02-15 08:18 pm (UTC)I could always bring a dose of my meds too, but Chappelle therapy has some pretty harsh side effects, including laughing to yourself the next day at random for no reason anyone else can figger.
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Date: 2006-02-15 08:27 pm (UTC)and it's not like i scream and wail and tear my hair out. don't get all nervous.
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Date: 2006-02-15 08:41 pm (UTC)*vice-presidental candidate voice*
Psycho? I've been with psychos, Miss Lady Ma'am. And you? Are no psycho!
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Date: 2006-02-15 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-15 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-15 08:40 pm (UTC)you are teh bomb, Mr. MN.
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Date: 2006-02-15 08:42 pm (UTC)And are they evah.
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Date: 2006-02-15 09:30 pm (UTC)"That ain't mine"
Driver of car pulled over.
"This is my friend's car. I just be borrowing it."
You want a good one.....
Where I lived in Florida they arrested a lady who took crack cocaine that was in with her cigs.
Do you know WHERE she was arrested taking drugs?
To the courthouse and for some reason the deputy decided to search her.
Her claim was that someone GAVE her the cigs that day.
So that ain't her crack cocaine but could she have HER cigs back.
:-)
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Date: 2006-02-15 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-16 12:53 am (UTC)