Lunchtime!

[newlifeinstpaul]

TV Announcer:  Newlife!  You just ate an entire canister of Pringles Barbeque Flavor Chips!  After Fried Pickles, Oysters, an ultra-salty Turkey Wing and at least a couple buckets of Diet Coke last night at the fair!  What are you gonna do next?

Me:  I'm going to Strokey World!

Announcer:  What did you say?

Me:  Grfulumpa....left side going limp....*collapses on floor*

Comments

[discreet.livejournal.com]

cause your heart cant pump any more blood through it and your brain is being deprived of Oxgyen so while you are making your way to your car or into the office you keel over.

we are going to the wayne county fair this weekend and i will probably partake in something fried and not my friend. who knows... but first i will have a llama lick my hand before hand. *nods*

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

For that touch of extra fresh meaty taste, no doubt!