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Aug. 30th, 2006 11:32 am
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TV Announcer:  Newlife!  You just ate an entire canister of Pringles Barbeque Flavor Chips!  After Fried Pickles, Oysters, an ultra-salty Turkey Wing and at least a couple buckets of Diet Coke last night at the fair!  What are you gonna do next?

Me:  I'm going to Strokey World!

Announcer:  What did you say?

Me:  Grfulumpa....left side going limp....*collapses on floor*



Date: 2006-08-30 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robert-planties.livejournal.com
i dont even really like pringles that much, but i still cant have JUST one.

Date: 2006-08-30 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
And boy I tell ya I was reading the nutritional label before my vision went all blurry? DAYUM. No good news there.

Date: 2006-08-30 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vikarious.livejournal.com
YOu ate oysters at the fair?
Fresh or fried?


Date: 2006-08-30 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
I'm on the FLOOR here. Wanna call me an ambulance or something?

But to answer your question? Fried of course, I can huck down my own snot for free

Date: 2006-08-30 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelk121.livejournal.com
i just had fried oysters a few months ago... not bad

i won't try fresh ones, i'm a wuss

Date: 2006-08-30 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
Fresh oysters and fresh State Fair horse plop.

Quite the olfactory juxtoposition...

Date: 2006-08-31 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelk121.livejournal.com
yeah...

vomit is my line of thought

Date: 2006-08-30 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vikarious.livejournal.com
Yum.
I've never seen oysters there. But honestly I'm not sure I'd eat oysters from the fair.

Date: 2006-08-30 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discreet.livejournal.com
:-x Oysters? At a fair? yeek.

Date: 2006-08-30 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
They went from the freezer to the fryer, so I wasn't too scared. Now if they were considered 'fresh?' Oh, yikes.

That's why they fry the crap out of everything there, you know. So you won't die. In front of the stall, anyway.

Date: 2006-08-30 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] discreet.livejournal.com
cause your heart cant pump any more blood through it and your brain is being deprived of Oxgyen so while you are making your way to your car or into the office you keel over.

we are going to the wayne county fair this weekend and i will probably partake in something fried and not my friend. who knows... but first i will have a llama lick my hand before hand. *nods*

Date: 2006-08-30 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
For that touch of extra fresh meaty taste, no doubt!

Date: 2006-08-30 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] n10slover04.livejournal.com
WTF thats just plain nasty. Fried Pickles

Date: 2006-08-30 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
Somebody missed the video, didn't they? :-)

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