Horrible Thoughts

[newlifeinstpaul]

Inconceivable!

Click below and I'll reveal all sorts of Unspeakable Secrets about my wife.





She does not enjoy pie. Nor does she care for Oreo cookies.

I've long warned her that there's trick questions regarding pie and Oreos in the US Citizenship exam. They'll present multiple choice questions 'bout your favorite flavo(u)r, while including a final choice 'None at all--I don't like them.' Should an examinee deny a love of either dessert? Testing personnel are instructed to drop their questions on the floor, summon ICE and deport them IMMEDIATELY.

Me: Weeks will pass! They'll keep me spinning in administrative circles!
B: *eye roll*
Me: And finally they'll take me in a dark room, shine a light in my face and say, "You KNEW, didn't you?"
B: Yeah-right.
Me: So what I'm tryin' to say is, How 'bout Birthday Cake Oreos? They got those Stupid Sprinklies you like!
B: Nope.
Me: Dammit!

Comments

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

There are lots of different kinds of pie. Maybe you just haven't found the right one...

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

I dunno man. She won't go for pot pie. Won't eat cherry ANYTHING. Won't even consider quiche.

I'd say more but I fear you'd light torches and rally a mob...

[koyaaniisqatsi.livejournal.com]

GAWD DARN EET. I was hoping you would spill the info about B's... potential condition. ;)

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

YOU FIRST.

[koyaaniisqatsi.livejournal.com]

Affirmative. ;)

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

*see Babies*

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

That pie picture does look great, and with the mathematical constant too!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

I take credit for none of it.
That's a random image culled from the Internets.

[rawrin.livejournal.com]

What you need is a recipe for corn pie. I don't have one, but I'm sure there are bunches out there.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Kern...wha?? Is that savory or a dessert or what kind of madness is that, exactly?

[rawrin.livejournal.com]

I have no idea because I've never had one or even seen one. It just came to me :) but if you type corn pie into a search engine, you will get recipes

[cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com]

I only like fried pies. Well, and chocolate pie... and peanut butter pie. And s'mores pie.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

And here I was, wondering Gee, wonder if she's gonna say anything really Southern and BAM you knocked that gustatory softball straight thru Earth's atmosphere....

[cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com]

... and buttermilk pie, and custard pie, and chess pie, and peach pie, and pecan pie, oh and moonpies of course. Guess I lied, I love pie. Southern? Pie is American!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

'MEERKIN!

[smittenbyu]

wow... see now I wouldn't want to eat that pie! All that work! :)

Have to say I was not a big fan of pie - it was always apple pie - and don't like cooked apples. But it all changed when I tried it at this place in Honolulu - strawberry pie! Oh my! yummy... now I am craving some! great~

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

They'd never let you survive in Michigan, speaking 'gainst apples like that :P