And now, This Week in DOOOOOIIIIIEEEEEEE

A brief history of this rapper, scholar, philosopher and rocket scientist:

2001 - Accused of shooting a 16 year-old in a crowded nightclub
2003 - Convicted of above crime
2004 - Successfully appealed on technicality
2005 - Appeal overturned on preponderance of other evidence
Today - Decided calling himself C-Murder wasn't such a good idea after all