Children can Be Cruel

Episode I

Last night,
While Network-fragging each other at Jedi Knight

Midget: I'm gonna change my character's name.
LP: To what?
Midget: typety-type-type *evil grin*
Screen: T.I. Behind Bars has joined the game
LP: HEY!!!!!
Midget: Heh heh HAAAAA ha. *knows LP is in disgusting lurrrrve with T.I.*
LP: CHANGE IT NOW or ELSE!
Midget: Or else what?
LP: Typety type type THAT.
Midget: Doddy's gonna see what you typed!
LP: So?
Midget: I'm gonna tell!
LP: Tell! Go right ahead!

*game ends, scores appear on screen for all players, including one called
Midget has a YEAST INFECTION

Midget: *yelling from their PCs in their room into mine* DODDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1111
Me: *silence--she started it. Does she really expect me to bail her out? Nuh UHHHH*

Midget: Okay then FINE.
Midget's keyboard: *clickety clickety*
Screen: T.I. On an Ankle Bracelet has joined the game
LP: Oh yeah?

Screen at end of game:
Winner at 20 frag limit - Midget won the Herpes Derby
Midget: DAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Me: YOU STARTED!