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The Random Midget Show
Dec. 25th, 2007 02:46 amDa Midget's Evil YouChoob Feelm Festival
As you might have guessed, this little girl has ISSUES.
As you might have guessed, this little girl has ISSUES.
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Nov. 20th, 2007 01:11 pmThe Random Midget Show
In the theater,
after viewing X-Men III
As the credits roll...
Music: *In typical action-adventure-suspense orchestral fashion* Dun-dun-DUNNNNN...
Midget: Hey, LP?
Music: Dun-duunnnnnnnnnnn....
LP: What?
Midget: Hear that music?
Music: Da-Dunn-dun, Da-Dunn-dun! *cymbals or something*
LP: Yeah. And?
Midget: That's gonna be your wedding song!
LP: WOT?!?!?
Midget: *runs*
The Random Midget Show
Nov. 7th, 2007 02:19 pmThe Random Midget Show
Episode 2
You know, this photo of Da Midget 'trying out' some of the fixtures at the Mall of America Ikea store doesn't disturb me that much.
But this one does!
WHY ARE YOU SMILING?!?!?!??!?!
*runs away*
