Why I heart Myspace

Cuz I can get email that reads:

Beyonce wants to be your friend!

Linking me to an 'About me' that literally--I KID YOU NOT--reads like this:

I am he real Beyonce Knowles. There are many posers out there that take my pics and make web sites but this is the real beyonce. I am working wih myspace to remove them from myspace.

And that's it.

I think the HE real Beyonce opening is closer to the truth, ya think?

See for yourself and thank me later!

Junior High School B-----d of The Week

See, this is why the Mall of America specifically BANS kids under 16 without an adult on peak nights. Statistically--with those impressionable minds, their susceptibility to peer pressure and no sense of property value from never having earned much--they're the worst of the worst. Especially in groups.

But talk is cheap, especially compared to THIS headline...

12 year-old sticks gum on $1.5 million painting