This week in Big-cheeked Feelm

LP presents...

The Most ANNOYING Thing
On the Planet

...which she proudly demonstrates on Da Midget. Of course.

The longest hour

I skipped out on my KwandoSTRIKE class tonight to do more freakin' WORK.
I could be kicking and punching and smiling right now...
but I was a little late today and late last week.
Then I was late getting out because I was putting the finishing touches on a claim.
By the time I got to my car it was 5:11 and the class started at 5:15.
I still had to drive halfway across St. Paul.
Still had to dress, too.

But I wish to hell I had gone there late.

I hate putting this job--with its thankless applicants, critical management, woefully out-of-touch quality assurance staff and never-ending avalanche of work ahead of my own happiness.

I won't let it happen again.