Jun. 8th, 2006

newlifeinstpaul: (Default)
So here I was, making a right turn on red where I had to jump an additional lane to stay out of the bus lane and OH MY CRAP...

I hit my brakes, yelled "WHOA!!!" and put my hand over my mouth in shock.

Mind you, the guy was a good three-four feet away from the car even after I stopped.
He was plenty safe. Just the fact that I hadn't seen him previously was more than enough to make me reflexively act for his safety.

So while I'm catching my breath, he growled, "What the hell was that?"

Can someone explain why I wanted to stop my car, get out, pull that ridiculous neon green polycrapulent suit jacket over his head, punch him square in the Dentu-Grip and take a time machine to the 80s to return his silly blazer to WHAM?!?! Why?

I mean--two seconds prior I wanted to save him, right?
newlifeinstpaul: (Default)



Tennessee Titans name stadium after LP, pay $30 million for naming rights



Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

New middle-school graduate LP much too busy flossin' to comment


And In completely unrelated news...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


Midget signs $2 million contract as publicist, personal dish-washer, homework-doer-for-life and crash-test dummy for older sister, quickly renames self 'Big Pimpin' Midget,' forms own record label

Profile

newlifeinstpaul: (Default)
newlifeinstpaul

July 2023

S M T W T F S
      1
2 345678
910111213 1415
16171819 202122
232425262728 29
3031     

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 1st, 2025 09:02 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios