Dayum.

Colts.
Pats.

Immovable object.
Irresistible force.

The best coach Minnesota ever had (tho he was the defensive coordinator here) versus the best receiver Minnesota ever had.

One lucky sack does not define a game.
Plenty of fun to go.

It's one of the few times you'll sit me down in front of a television...

Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Extra Colts on field!
Wearing striped jerseys and whistles!

They've whistled and flagged plays that weren't even illegal at ALL (ineligible receiver? Nuh uh!) and pass interference on defenders that were never beaten...

But if the Colts are gonna get in the end zone, they're gonna have to freakin' EARN IT.

Understood?

CCBC Premiere Episode

Children can Be Cruel

Episode I

Last night,
While Network-fragging each other at Jedi Knight

Midget: I'm gonna change my character's name.
LP: To what?
Midget: typety-type-type *evil grin*
Screen: T.I. Behind Bars has joined the game
LP: HEY!!!!!
Midget: Heh heh HAAAAA ha. *knows LP is in disgusting lurrrrve with T.I.*
LP: CHANGE IT NOW or ELSE!
Midget: Or else what?
LP: Typety type type THAT.
Midget: Doddy's gonna see what you typed!
LP: So?
Midget: I'm gonna tell!
LP: Tell! Go right ahead!

*game ends, scores appear on screen for all players, including one called
Midget has a YEAST INFECTION

Midget: *yelling from their PCs in their room into mine* DODDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1111
Me: *silence--she started it. Does she really expect me to bail her out? Nuh UHHHH*

Midget: Okay then FINE.
Midget's keyboard: *clickety clickety*
Screen: T.I. On an Ankle Bracelet has joined the game
LP: Oh yeah?

Screen at end of game:
Winner at 20 frag limit - Midget won the Herpes Derby
Midget: DAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Me: YOU STARTED!