Nov. 7th, 2007
Taking me for a 'walk'
Nov. 7th, 2007 12:08 pmApparently, Brenda loves trotting me around.
Imagine that, huh?
I thought she was MY trophy, dammit!
And then she'll gauge other people's faces for reactions while I amble around looking for paper towel and cake mix or whatever...
Brenda: Did you see that woman?
Me: *turns from looking a the price of something* Huh?
B: She just looked at you like, "WHOO!"
Me: Uhhhh. Okay.
B: You really don't get it, do you?
Me: Get...what?
B: How incredibly good-looking you are.
Me: *same blank look and shrug I give everyone who says that* Not really.
B: I think that makes it even hotter!
For me, I guess the coolest part of it is being immediately recognized as a couple. Not two people who happen to be together, or two buds hanging out--but instantly and in no uncertain terms a joint entity. I've done a lot of dating and even more hanging out with a lot of different women in the past...and it's never been that way. You know--with people asking how the 'two of you' are doing. Or wishing a nice day to 'you both.' Never happened before.
Me: I love your soul more than anything. I love WHO you are.
B: You always say that after I talk about how attractive you are. It kinda makes me feel bad. As if I don't value that in you.
Me: I almost feel as if the rest of it's a given. A hot-looking younger girl with (a few geometric appendage descriptions I won't mention here) and all like YOU. Well, that's enough for a guy like me to want to keep you right there. It's almost as if I have to apologize for picking such a good one with all the other reasons to choose you. Like I'm saying, "It's not just THAT" even though it could be.
Is it time to see her again yet?
Imagine that, huh?
I thought she was MY trophy, dammit!
And then she'll gauge other people's faces for reactions while I amble around looking for paper towel and cake mix or whatever...
Brenda: Did you see that woman?
Me: *turns from looking a the price of something* Huh?
B: She just looked at you like, "WHOO!"
Me: Uhhhh. Okay.
B: You really don't get it, do you?
Me: Get...what?
B: How incredibly good-looking you are.
Me: *same blank look and shrug I give everyone who says that* Not really.
B: I think that makes it even hotter!
For me, I guess the coolest part of it is being immediately recognized as a couple. Not two people who happen to be together, or two buds hanging out--but instantly and in no uncertain terms a joint entity. I've done a lot of dating and even more hanging out with a lot of different women in the past...and it's never been that way. You know--with people asking how the 'two of you' are doing. Or wishing a nice day to 'you both.' Never happened before.
Me: I love your soul more than anything. I love WHO you are.
B: You always say that after I talk about how attractive you are. It kinda makes me feel bad. As if I don't value that in you.
Me: I almost feel as if the rest of it's a given. A hot-looking younger girl with (a few geometric appendage descriptions I won't mention here) and all like YOU. Well, that's enough for a guy like me to want to keep you right there. It's almost as if I have to apologize for picking such a good one with all the other reasons to choose you. Like I'm saying, "It's not just THAT" even though it could be.
Is it time to see her again yet?