DISTRACTION ALERT DISTRACTION ALERT DISTRACTION ALERT

So ValleyFair's new wavepool is fulla water.





And SEXAY.
This is the area gangsta rappers would call all up in the Vee Eye Pee.
I'm Pawpin Bawtles, shawty. Of what....Icees, I guess?




Buuuuuuut I'm not so sure the public bidets were a good idea.
Y'all need to handle that BEFORE you get in the water.
Honestly!