Buckle up for DUMMMMMMMB.

Y-eh.

This is like, the 3^rd most exciting time of year to be a Timberwolves fan!

Mainly cuz they aren't actually playing, but you already knew that.

The 2^nd most exciting time was when you-never-know-you-never-know they just MIGHTA got a draft pick so high they couldn't possibly screw it up, no matter how hard they'd try? But we all know how that (didn't) go. So blah.

Would you believe they asked ME to come down to the Target Center tonight and be one of those people that go Yaaaaaaaay!!! for the cameras when they select their draft pick? Yeah. See, that's what I get for buying lower level seats when LeBron came to town for only $10...AND my email address and phone number. Eternal spamnation.

Besides, I'd be that guy kicking chairs they'd have to bleep out anyway.
Cuz here's what's going to happen:

1) They'll pick someone who says oh HELL no, I'm not playing there
2) They'll use all those extra picks to select four people who play the same position
3) Then they'll trade a player from that group who'll go somewhere else and set the NBA on fire

Oh, wait. I'm basically describing what they did during the last three or four drafts anyway.
Never mind!

Speechless.

WHOA.

See that yellow Lexus?
That was a prototype model driven by Toyota's chief test driver.

He lost control of it and swerved into an oncoming BMW.
The folks in the BMW are still alive.

Toyota's test driver didn't make it.

(no subject)

My (Predictable) Draft Reaction

For those who don't know: Our team's president of B-Ball operations is named David Kahn.

Then again--perhaps you mighta guessed that!