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Cuz We've Got PRIORITIES

So B and I are going to drive waaayyyyyy across town for a craft show at the end of the month cuz why?

From least to most important reasons:

- Crafts
- Some guy's ridiculously overpriced coffee cake
- To eat brunch at a nearby casino

But also to drive past ValleyFair repeatedly like a couple of VERY bored dorks.

We aren't that interested in what's going up (duh, there's webcams for that) but what might be missing. Besides the IMAX theater. Which was a flat pile of rubble by Veterans Day. Which I know cuz Mind Your Own Business!

What we'd freak to find demolished (In ascending order again):

- Hydroblaster (an enclosed waterslide), which has already been removed from the online attraction list
- The catering building/Subway by Hydroblaster--while they could wait 'till September to dismantle it, an earlier absence would signal a larger '15 waterpark expansion
- The Wild Thing photo building, which would signal an even BIGGER waterpark expansion
- The Ampitheater that's vanished from park maps 2 years ago, which would signal ground prep for a new major coaster

Hey, you're a dork about other things--so don't judge!