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Brief Notes of the Absurd

I'd sort these in order of their general stupidity, but on what criteria? Honestly?

NBA Stupid: Firing Scotty Brooks

Here's a coach on a team that lost its Super Duper Star most of the season, still won more games than it lost and barely Barely BARELY missed the playoffs. And that's the coaches fault? Are you serious...?

I guess management's Still Mad^TM after protracted negotiations for his contract three years ago. But guess what? The last small-market NBA team to scapegoat a winning coach for not winning enough? Was the coach of the Timberwolves. We all know how that worked. Or didn't.

If you thought OKC screwed up by letting Beard go? Oh, you ain't seen nothin.

Local Stupid: Slathering on the 'Concealer'

Hey there! Look how they've improved Valleyfair's new Pimple-Sized Kiddie Splash Zone!

It's like wearing a scarf to cover your flaws, no? Or combing bangs over your zits in high school. Tho you might have to tell me what that was like. I didn't have that option.

Hey lil' tykes! Get soaked in the shade! You won't catch pneumonia, honest!

It shall wear the Pennants of Shame...

Okay, that's all I got.