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How Does This Happen...?

The Timberwolves came to opening night with warmups honoring the tragic loss of our greatest coach/manager/VP/front office person ever Flip Saunders.

One small problem: So did tonight's opponent.







OMGWTFBBQ THEY EVEN BEAT US AT SHIRTS.

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Meanwhile, Five Minutes Ago...

FLASHBACK: Early last week, my 24/7/364 Morning Run Gym posted signs that the Mens and Womens locker rooms would be switched so workers could perform repairs on the showers. Until Thursday, when they posted signs that men wouldn't have showers at all. For a month. Lockers, yes. Showers, no.

Me: So why do you still have signs about switching locker rooms? That's confusing.
Naggy Nag Nag (remember the lady that kept trying to take my credit card for an 'update' I'd already provided ten days prior? Yeah her) Because that sign is very important. And also correct.
Me: WhaaaAAA?!?!
N3: Men will have to use the ladies locker room for two weeks.
Me: But you already said men will have no working showers.
N3: Yup! And the first two weeks they'll be in the ladies locker room with no showers.
Me: Wow.
N3: Then back to their own locker rooms.
Me: Still no showers.
N3: Nowww you're getting it.



So I asked B to remind me about that so I'd visit another location come Monday.


Ten Minutes Ago, but mostly Cuz I Typed that explanation

B: Don't forget you need to go to another gym this week!
Me: *Midget Face, any one of them*
B: You remembered, right?
Me: What's today?
B: Are you trying to be snide?
Me: Not really. What day of the week is this?
B: Oh. OH.