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A Moment of WPP Tragedy

There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth last night.

After two seasons of coming in 2^nd place, B crashed and burned HARD in her office's Bachelor pool. She came in second-to-last by only a couple minutes. Another historically poor player had their last pick disqualify herself before she could get...what would you call it? Un-rosed? Roseless? I utterly refuse to say deflowered. All too easy.

But after that, he booted B's last remaining pick, too. She'd lost her first two in the first episode.

Thus far, B refuses to quit watching, quit Chocolate Club™ (They exchange candies! They TEXT each other on which ones to virtually 'share' while the show's on MAKE IT STOP) or dissolve the league since it's her Great (Bleep)ing Idea. That's what she says. Said. Yesterday.

Me? I'ma wait for the bitterness to set in.

Mostly cuz falena84 asked me

What's In My Man-Bag?

It's the Bestest Man-Bag Evar™ if you ask me. It's that leather Fossil messenger B got me for our anniversary.
Smells so magical and has that weathered look of 'Remember When...?' It already looked like my Loyal, Well-Traveled Companion the minute it was unwrapped.





My Samsung Tablet (TM-520, caught it on closeout) and its straight-from-overseas case/Bluetooth keyboard combo goes there.





Ruh roh. Guess I have to explain my Russian nesting man-bags.





My lunch goes in a separate bag--so if the 'leakproof' plastic container leaks, it ruins a $10 nylon-and-plastic bag, not my good one.





Forks and napkins go in the front pockets...







Most of the small items wind up in my zippered pouch.





And the rest of the contents? Lost-but-critical items get replaced quickly Cuz I Don't Wanna Be Bothered. Which explains all the flash drives and USB batteries. The OTG cable allows any standard USB device to physically connect to a phone or tablet. I buy handfuls of them at Micro Center and hide them everywhere Just Because. If and When I'd want one and it's not available? Very Bad Day.