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Take it OFF!

Tomorrow morning 'round nine-ish my time, the teasing's finally over.

Kia unveils the car I mighta bought if I had a year-plus of patience--a 40-50 MPG CUV.

Of COURSE I didn't--and if they do this right, there sure won't be discounts like there are on midsized cars. Newp. Hell, there aren't discounts on MY car like there was last July, when sales took a weird lurch, the next model year was on the way, inventory was actually high and they kicked some VERY steep incentives. But I digress.





They're already being built. Reviewers have already done test drives, for goodness sake. But no one's been allowed to see one without camo.

No slower than a Honda HR-V, but with vastly more responsive touch controls. The center armrest Buick and Chevy lacks in the small CUV class. The back seat Mazda forgot about. And fill-ups every other week? Oh, yes.

As long as it's without those stupid quad foglamps from the Sportage. PLEEEEASE.