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Why B Gets No V-Day Flowers This Year

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Perfect Economical Logic. Yup.

So remember that purse B wanted so badly for Christmas that she sent me photo of it? The exact purse? Except I was all 'Hell Naw I'm not spending $210 on a cotton purse and got her another in the same line, only leather? That she tried not to be too stank-faced about?

Well GUESS WHAT*?

I caught that purse the second it hit the outlet store for almost half the price. BOOOOM!


*Drops the mic, C-Walks out the booth*


*Crawls on the floor thirty seconds later, turns head sideways, whispers into the windscreen*

Of course, you realize that only makes sense if you completely ignore the other $150 I dropped on the additional leather bag. But we're not discussing that, are we? Newp. Newp newp newp.

WIN by my rules. Which I pull from thin air and twist to my liking.






_{* Chicken butt. Yes, YES I'm WELL AWARE of my own rules when that's said}