Being a Load, As Usual

Being Annoying at the Home Show

I need to post this now, so there's time to be annoying at the Auto Show.
B was hoping to see the Property Brothers. We got to the show on time. Chronologically speaking.




This is as close as we got. An hour after their scheduled appearance.
Wait, it isn't. Let me show you the whole photo without the cropping.







What a poorly planned, more pitifully executed bucket of rubbish.
Ah, well. On to my scheduled IKEA fights.








B had her eye on deck furniture. Which would be great as soon as we decide on a deck.








I wouldn't mind a Jacuzzi on the deck. To put it mildly.
'Specially with a waterfall, lotsa jets and some silly LEDs.








Since I don't understand ASL? B made her opinion a bit more clear.
Which doesn't help when her husband pants like a dog at every tub.







Immature Husband Men™ types should never be allowed in a convention center near a banner like this.

( Reason behind the cut )