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NERDLINGS ASSEMBLE!

The local Captain 'Meerka Movie Marathon starts at 7 AM Thursday at AMC Southdale in 'Diner.

In my nerdling dreams, I'd find a buncha other men who'll never reproduce (or shouldn't have?), dress up in my Iron Patriot uniform and pack a comfy pillow. In reality? I'm all married up to a woman who's gonna be working a Very Long Thursday and would Hulk-Wigged-Out-By-Scarlet-Witch-Smash-Everything-In-Sight-PO'ed if I went without her. Besides, I have all but the new movie at home already. And a 3D telly. Okay, fine. None of those particuluar titles in 3D. Which isn't the point, buUuuut.

They're handing out MEDALS 'n (bleep) for this. Like Whoohoo looka me, I sat on my hairy (bleep) all day--what a feat of endurance! As someone who's watched people run actual marathons (and ran-walked a full course himself) That's Deeply Insulting.

Nevertheless, I sort of wanna and I can't. Waaaaaaah.