The things I woulda told ya
May. 26th, 2017 01:28 pm
I was gonna tell you B was in recovery sleeping it off a bit. But just them the nurse knocked on the door and said 'no rush, bit uhh here's yo damn clothes (as she plunks them on B's bed) and whoops looks like your bed rail just dropped' and Nurse Lady was practically reaching behind the door for an Apollo Theatre Sandman Broom and yeah. They're gonna call security in like ten minutes if we don't skedaddle.
THEN they'll bill us for like twenty four thousand dollars an shit.
ETA now that I've got B dressed and all: Mebbe they just wanted their bed back in a hurry. They seem a little less frantic now that they've wheeled that from the room. But B's Crabby as Hell right about now. Can't blame her. Don't fuck with my med nap! That's some quality-ass SLEEP
ETAA FYI that's a preop pic above