Sexy Photos from Last Weekend

SooOOooo last weekend we took a lil' drive.
Not a long drive. Least by our standards.
But somewhere we hadn't been in far too long.

Pics are under the cut. But I'll warn you, they're kinda hot.

( Looka You. PEEKER. )

How I Managed to Fuck Up My Birthday

I was trying so, so SO VERY HARRRD not to do this to myself. More importantly, to B.
It's so difficult to buy me things. Half the time, cuz I'm not sure what I want ma DAYUM self.
Trying and trying NOT to make any major upgrades before my birthday, mostly cuz I didn't care to upstage it.
'Specially when it's so hard to buy something for me to begin with.

And there were a million billion other reasons, too (Black Friday coming up? HELLOOOooOO!?!?!?) but the right sale popped at the WRONGEST possible time. A closeout on some 2015 models of an item I've literally dreamt about for years.

Which is how this happened.






Goodbye, Three Screen Desk. Hello, Two Screen Desk.
But Twin 4Ks that fit the space. Okay FINE. As long as one's turned vertically.

Which grants me the equivalent of EIGHT 1080p screens for workspace.
Nothing's 'over' or 'under' anything any more. SO MUCH EASIER to create...

More later. Much more later, perhaps. Since it's so much easier to get to things.

No, Stupid Calendar. NOOOOO

So how terrible is THIS???






Seriously, looka that. Had to crank up my heated seat all the way up. AND the wheel.
Blah BLAH blah Minnesota in almost November. So what?
UGH.