More 'Bout Yesterday

- First and foremost, there was chicken too. Cuz waffles.

- Also, 'twas a glorious day outdoors and I spent most of it laying on the floor. Cuz waffles, too.
Fine, after a two-mile run, only 75ish crunches and cooking almost everything BUT

- And ALSO, watching Duke almost lose. But 'almost' doesn't count in the Final Four. Booo.

- I'ma have to do something about that son-in-law. Like, 'scuse ME but did you literally JUST come from a junkyard (all happy-like cuz you found an Acura seat to bolt in your Civic) and plunk your dusty, half-Ukrainian ass in my good chair? If that doesn't sound like I'm aging....but back to him.


Dude, I don't sit in that thing and it's My Damn House. Not that I realized that until he'd gone home (thanks Food Coma). What to do? Maybe a low-budget slipcover. Iono. If I call him a Greasy Grub to his face again, he might develop a complex. Perhaps of the kind that doesn't involve Axe Body Wash.