Feed a Cold, Threaten a Low-grade fever

I've been unable to sleep all weekend due to coughing fits. Determined the antagonist had to be in my room. Pulled and washed all my sheets and covers, sprayed my mattress, changed my pillow, etc.

Bought a 'fight this seriously' kit at Walmart. Decided that either I'd sleep better last night, or check myself in somewhere for help. Bought a Neti pot and Distilled water buuUuUUUUuuut couldn't bring myself to use it. First Coughing Fit, I promised Me. Just You Wait.

Guess who slept till morn? Tee hee