Super Bowl Piggie Party II

Chapter I: The Pre-Grub Hype

The pre-grub hype of Piggie Party II was reaching a fever pitch.
In fact, the party became so sought-after, so exclusive that security had to get beefed up this year.
No one--and I mean NO ONE--got in without their wristband!

Think LP was pumped?

She shoulda been! She was on this season's Bizarre Food Attempt Committee and was planning all sorts of off-the-wall concoctions for this year's Food on a Dare theme.

She was hard at work on her lil' creation for the season...

BREAKFAST PIZZA. Can you tell Da Babies are just a little partial to breakfast sausage?
I know, I know. Subtleties like that are so hard to spot. Look closer.

Still looking closer? Don't do that! Back away! Back away quickly!
My Bizarre food entry was....do you really wanna know? The Coney Island Crepe!

Rolled Man-Style in the hot pan cuz I'm ~~a Friggin' Idiot~~ so very, very masculine.
Wait, is there really a difference?

And now....are ya ready? Are ya ready? Think you can handle it?
BOOYAKASHA!
An exclusive Pre-Party Hype Interview starring Da Midget!
Enjoy!