Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Jun. 11th, 2008 08:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
newlifeinstpaulKeep it down!
Genius at work here.
If you listen close, you can hear a grinding noise in his head...
- Yesterday, I attended a recorded session of training, the particulars of which--as usual--I can't discuss. One of the instructors had the great misfortune of a bad pair of contacts, a prompter that was obviously not adjusted to her height and a hair stylist who was doubtless a close relative of Cousin It. Long story short, she looked like a zombie from a low-budget 80s movie. I think she was there to ensure no one fell asleep during the training. Oh, the nightmares. The nightmares!
Anyway? About a half-hour into the session, I realized I wasn't even supposed to freakin' BE there. I entered the wrong date in my Outlook reminder list and was supposed to endure it today. Durka durrr durrr DURRRRR. Oh well. At least I'm done with it.
- I wanted to wear a tee to 'Ye and they tonight, but I can't really wear one to work. No problem, thought I. I'll just slip a nice crisp Arrow button-up over it, leave it unbuttoned and there ya go.
Except I kinda LEFT THE BUTTON-UP IN THE CAR 7 blocks away.
So I'm holed up in my semi-private cube, hoping no one talks to me before lunch.
But hey! I'm really good at churning out complex decisions, ya know?
No really! I am!
Genius at work here.
If you listen close, you can hear a grinding noise in his head...
- Yesterday, I attended a recorded session of training, the particulars of which--as usual--I can't discuss. One of the instructors had the great misfortune of a bad pair of contacts, a prompter that was obviously not adjusted to her height and a hair stylist who was doubtless a close relative of Cousin It. Long story short, she looked like a zombie from a low-budget 80s movie. I think she was there to ensure no one fell asleep during the training. Oh, the nightmares. The nightmares!
Anyway? About a half-hour into the session, I realized I wasn't even supposed to freakin' BE there. I entered the wrong date in my Outlook reminder list and was supposed to endure it today. Durka durrr durrr DURRRRR. Oh well. At least I'm done with it.
- I wanted to wear a tee to 'Ye and they tonight, but I can't really wear one to work. No problem, thought I. I'll just slip a nice crisp Arrow button-up over it, leave it unbuttoned and there ya go.
Except I kinda LEFT THE BUTTON-UP IN THE CAR 7 blocks away.
So I'm holed up in my semi-private cube, hoping no one talks to me before lunch.
But hey! I'm really good at churning out complex decisions, ya know?
No really! I am!
