Horrible Thoughts

[newlifeinstpaul]

Inconceivable!

Click below and I'll reveal all sorts of Unspeakable Secrets about my wife.





She does not enjoy pie. Nor does she care for Oreo cookies.

I've long warned her that there's trick questions regarding pie and Oreos in the US Citizenship exam. They'll present multiple choice questions 'bout your favorite flavo(u)r, while including a final choice 'None at all--I don't like them.' Should an examinee deny a love of either dessert? Testing personnel are instructed to drop their questions on the floor, summon ICE and deport them IMMEDIATELY.

Me: Weeks will pass! They'll keep me spinning in administrative circles!
B: *eye roll*
Me: And finally they'll take me in a dark room, shine a light in my face and say, "You KNEW, didn't you?"
B: Yeah-right.
Me: So what I'm tryin' to say is, How 'bout Birthday Cake Oreos? They got those Stupid Sprinklies you like!
B: Nope.
Me: Dammit!

Comments

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

There are lots of different kinds of pie. Maybe you just haven't found the right one...

[koyaaniisqatsi.livejournal.com]

GAWD DARN EET. I was hoping you would spill the info about B's... potential condition. ;)

[ragnarok-08.livejournal.com]

That pie picture does look great, and with the mathematical constant too!

[rawrin.livejournal.com]

What you need is a recipe for corn pie. I don't have one, but I'm sure there are bunches out there.

[cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com]

I only like fried pies. Well, and chocolate pie... and peanut butter pie. And s'mores pie.

[smittenbyu]

wow... see now I wouldn't want to eat that pie! All that work! :)

Have to say I was not a big fan of pie - it was always apple pie - and don't like cooked apples. But it all changed when I tried it at this place in Honolulu - strawberry pie! Oh my! yummy... now I am craving some! great~