Is it Superhero Yet? Is it SUPERHERO YET?!?!?

So I ran into Best Buy at The Mall (yes, the Big One) Friday afternoon practically foaming at the mouth and breathless. I stared in long disbelief at the Front Door Movie display like WOT???!?!?!!? before barreling for the 3D Blu-Ray section (it wasn't filmed in 4K, so a brutha's gotta settle) before finally running to a Blue Shirt and squealing WHERE MA HEEEROOOEEES only to be informed that Captain America: Civil War's release date is not Till Tuesday. So I had to settle for snatching a couple Google cards, paying for them at the register, scratching them off in the entry area, redeeming them like a twitchy junkie getting a fix and dashing off for the Pokestops and gyms. Cuz I'm not linking my Google account to an actual credit account cuz ~~I'm a tinfoil-hat wearing old man who also pees in mason jars~~ Screw YOU I'm Just Not. Where was I? Oh, RIGHT.

Anyway, have you ever thought about who'd win a real fight amongst them? You don't have to. Scarlet Witch would win. Or wait. She already won. See, the only person she didn't whomp Real Good in Age Of Ultron (C'mon Hawkeye doesn't count, his 'true fear' wasn't interesting/would have revealed plot points out of sequence) was Vision--who went one-on-one in Civil War and uhhhhhhhhh yeah. That ended quickly.

One day they're gonna let a black man win a superhero fight HA WHO AM I KIDDING but until then?
I'll keep rooting for Wanda Maximoff.