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newlifeinstpaulLord Give me the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man.
The faith that my combover's a full head of hair
My drunken cocktail napkin doodle will change the world
And a teeny pair of Oakleys melts decades of beer-soaked pork fat from my gut
Things I Repeat Louder are somehow true
Carrying a gun will make me an Movie Action Hero
And Redneck, Whiskey-Spillin' Jeebus Put Me in First Place, others in a distant third or fourth
Might Makes Right, Death to 'Them'
And if my peeny don't work, it's the woman's fault
Ay-men. By which I meant to say? All Mine.
The faith that my combover's a full head of hair
My drunken cocktail napkin doodle will change the world
And a teeny pair of Oakleys melts decades of beer-soaked pork fat from my gut
Things I Repeat Louder are somehow true
Carrying a gun will make me an Movie Action Hero
And Redneck, Whiskey-Spillin' Jeebus Put Me in First Place, others in a distant third or fourth
Might Makes Right, Death to 'Them'
And if my peeny don't work, it's the woman's fault
Ay-men. By which I meant to say? All Mine.
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Date: 2017-11-02 04:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-02 12:55 pm (UTC)ps--Happy Birthday, S! May your year ahead be filled with health & happiness! Have a great day!
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Date: 2017-11-02 05:01 pm (UTC)