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For those of you who don't already know, two things.

1) I am older than my Missus by roughly 15 years, 10 months.
2) I'm from the West Side of the D (Six Mile and Schaefer); she's from the Canadian Prairie.

Which means I find myself translating my own pop culture references. A lot.

So!

One of my running jokes is that she's ALWAYS wearing far too many layers of clothing, particularly on her ass. I mean, there is way, way WAYY too much work to do between me and Party Central. 'Specially at home--where, if you ask me, there's no legitimate reason to wear anything. There's all sorts of punchlines and taglines involved, but you were told that much to tell you this.

Me: I swear fo GOD. Sweaters and sweater tops and long shirts and seriously, What the Hell?
B: ...
Me: Trying to see your bum is like the 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins, DAYUM.
B: The who?
Me: Good Lord, really?
B: Who was--
Me: Bartholomew Cubbins was s'posed to take his hat off for the king, see? But every time he took off one hat, another hat was right underneath it.
B: Was that in the Bible or something?
Me: *collapses onto floor in a heap*




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Date: 2017-12-17 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eyelid.livejournal.com

Oh maaaaan lol

Date: 2017-12-17 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fbhjr.livejournal.com
Maybe go with the Grinch next time...
Everyone knows that one.

Date: 2017-12-17 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asheswithroses.livejournal.com
I'm not entirely sure as well. *sheepish grin*

But the story is funny :D

Date: 2017-12-17 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babeebrwn.livejournal.com
Lmao!!! I don’t know how B isn’t on the floor laughing half the time!

Date: 2017-12-18 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com
They did NOT Seuss in their house growing up. Not at ALL.
The Mounties shoulda come taken those kids away an shit.
Edited Date: 2017-12-18 04:50 am (UTC)

Date: 2017-12-18 04:40 am (UTC)

Date: 2017-12-27 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherrytattoo77.livejournal.com
But does know Sam I Am?

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