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On Friday, I began a massive reframing of my present situation.  Cuz What it Was wasn't quite working.  Still in progress.


However, the heavy lifting shall stop.  This weekend could potentially be ugly for me   (Father's Day).


I'm going to predictably crawl into a corner, sit and pine and weep.


And by 'crawl' I mean drive and by 'corner' I mean Gurnee, IL and by 'sit' I mean stand in queues and by 'weep' I mean happy scream on a world-class collection of coasters and waterslides.


Oh--and be in a vastly superior community of diverse people that KNOW HOW TO TALK and also SPEAK UP WHEN ATTRACTED TO A MAN.  And occasionally, swim up to you in the wavepool, mash their booty on your nuts, laugh and swim away (it's only assault if 'unwanted,' unexpected doesn't count if you're me).  Or occasionally, smile wayyy too (bleep)ing hard at you when their man's Right The Fuck There (politely miss me with that, Do Not Want the potential ass-kickings).  Or perhaps once, for a very uncomfortable 45 minutes, stare at you very, very intensely while feverishly grinding their teenage son's shoulder.  Staring and grinding and rubbing and flexing and staring.  She wasn't bad-looking tho.  The diamond on her married finger/grinding hand was fairly impressive too.  Sans married finger, I'm not so sure any more.  This lil' castoff is working his way down to Zero Fucks Given, provided it isn't illegal/immoral.



For once, I'm not LaterGramming in the event somebody wants to come find me and hang out.  Yeah, yeah.  Odds o' that, right...? I mean, it's Fathers Day for the rest of you and the typical Chi readers have already been contacted and they've Noped, which only means more Bored Moms that Speak for me.


Gotta work and pack.  More later!


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