BEST TRAVEL NEWS ITEMS THIS MONTH!!

Runner-up: The TSA will let me carry this on a flight! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!



I'm sure everyone standing downwind from me after my flight next month will be breathing a sigh of relief. OH WAIT. My gel insoles and deodorant are still banned?!!?!?

Fine. I'll still reek of foot and ass, but it will be properly moisturized foot and ass.
Plus my breath won't stink.

But that still comes in second to my favorite:

TSA Booty Up for Grabs on eBay

Are they suggesting it's a good time to be single after all?
FOURTH GRADE FOR LIFE YO. WHA WHA?!?!