Errors and omissions

How could I have forgotten to post this?!?!?!?!?

Happy Belated Canada D'Eh!

I like-a da Maple Leaf.
Oh yes I do.

When you KNOW you've got the right one

See, that's why she's MY Girl

Chapter XXXVIIIVIXXI

Today
Sometime around lunchtime
My office

Janet Jackson: Four words.
Me: *fumbles in left pants pocket*
JJ: Love, fate...
Me: *pulls out cell phone, flips it open*
B: Hey, baybee!
Me: Hey. Watcha doin?
B: I was just thinking.
Me: 'Bout what?
B: I know we're supposed to go to the Taste of Minnesota Friday...
Me: Uh huh. Uh huh.
B: But dangit, I gotta get some WAVEPOOL action for a few hours before we go.
Heavenly Chorus Ahhhhhh^AHHHHHHahhhhh_ahhhhhhahhhhh
Ray of Light: *shines from parted clouds onto my cubicle*
Me: Thank you, Lord. Thank you. I'm not worthy.
B: Huh?
Me: Nothing. I mean, I was thinking the same thing myself!