Pretend this didn't happen on Brenda's b-day, k?

Hoity-Toity, Ahhhtsy Fahhhhhtsy Golf

Since Brenda took the whoooooole day off and it WAS quite literally a few blocks away, I took her mini-golfing after lunch.

I had been avoiding this for quite some time as I've long figured mini-golf wasn't quite my thing. I hadn't been in years and the last time I went with the ex and her minions, I kinda sucked. And got laughed at a lot.

(Actually? I forgot I sorta kinda DID go once in my single days with some blonde cougar and her two little kids and I wasn't all that bad. How come I never remembered that 'till now? Eep. Let's all promise to forget that, right?)

Besides, this was a course she almost literally itched to play and after Labor Day, they'll shut it down, never to be seen again. So we needed to play while we could.




Being 'ahhhhhhtist-created' would naturally lead you to think that the course would be...well, all snoity-toity snobby, rife with symbolic preachy-teachy messages and grossly overpriced. Okay, you'd be right on one count ($12 each for seven holes, with a 'generous' half-off discount on the other six dropping it from $24 to $18) but some of the holes were actually kinda cool.

( The good ones are in here. Go CLICKY )