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The Day in WPP

Me and this phone and a stadium full of cheering people and a baseball bat. I swear.
If not for all the 'splaining I'd have to do to B? Skip the stadium, too. What the HELL.

Android Auto's being a total BAG. If I've been listening to music on my Bluetooth headset at work (and when don't I?) it gets all prickly about playing it on my car. Playing audio in my car over Bluetooth alone is NOT an option. More specifically? Sure, it's feasible. Easy to do. And just fine for a base-level stereo. But not a decent one. Newp. Sounds like 1960s AM radio on a 400-watt or better system.

So THEN I get to work after playing Steve Harvey via iHeartRadio in the car, right? And the phone's a TOTAL ASS now. Won't play audio over my Bluetooth headphones. No, worse. It gives me a 'connected' hiss, but without my desired audio. Restarting won't shake it. Powering down and cold-starting won't either. Applying a new system update didn't seem to help. Needs a good slap against a wall.

Of course, I'm no techocripple. But playing Spotify over my tablet doesn't make me happy. Sure, it's less than a foot away from my phone. Music still sounds like music, too. My objective's been met, hasn't it? NONE of that counts. None, I tell you. MAN. MUST. WIN.

Lil (bleep)er's LUCKY it's not an cheap-and-easily-replaceable Asus phone and Double Lucky it's needed in one piece for an upgrade to something else cuz otherwise? Dunno, man. No, that's a lie. I absolutely know. I'd STOMP IT. Nothing a pair of size 13EE boots wouldn't fix.